Archive about 'One liners'

Unnecessarily long, bad joke of the month

I’m trying hard to tackle a bad case of writer’s block. Haven’t done a bad joke for a while now so, stand back! The bird’s behaviour was falling into a pattern of sorts. Every day, I’d see it follow the man back from his morning walk and pause as he bent down to pick up [...]

Shamelessly terrible joke of the week

I came up with this one earlier today on my way to work. Be prepared folks. The title says it all. The theme of this joke, is John Denver and this song he sang many many years ago. Watch the video if you’re not familiar with Denver’s work and then proceed to read the joke [...]

Thouroughly contrived Archie comic related Secunderabad-centric poor joke of the week

Damn. Thats gotta be one of the longest titles I’ve ever written. So anyway, this one is strictly for Archie comic fans. Q. Which is the most conceited market in all of Secunderabad? . . . . . . . . . A. Reggie Mantle Bazaar View Larger Map Told you it was contrived. Wanna [...]

Contrived Bilingual Joke of the week

Q. What material are rabbit’s vests made out of? Hint: Hindi .. .. .. Ans. Over and out

Mediterranean Cuisine – A bowl all the way from Turkiye

I was really impressed by this place called Mediterranean last week. As the imaginative name suggests, Mediterranean food is the speciality of the house. We were a group of twelve but managed to get a table pretty easily. It’s located in Tolichowki, a little ahead of Yousuf Tekri – not a particularly happening part of [...]

Addxcn – much ado about nothing

The guys who own Poison have opened a restaurant and decided to call it Addxcn.. Yeah, it reminded me of a pain killer too.. They’ve been sending me an sms every weekend, advertising their Pan Asian Sunday brunch. I liked Poison a lot when we went there a coupla months back, so I was kinda [...]

Random one liner

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