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Thouroughly contrived Archie comic related Secunderabad-centric poor joke of the week

Damn. Thats gotta be one of the longest titles I’ve ever written. So anyway, this one is strictly for Archie comic fans.
Q. Which is the most conceited market in all of Secunderabad?
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A. Reggie Mantle Bazaar
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Told you it was contrived.

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Contrived Bilingual Joke of the week

Q. What material are rabbit’s vests made out of?
Hint: Hindi
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Mediterranean Cuisine – A bowl all the way from Turkiye

I was really impressed by this place called Mediterranean last week. As the imaginative name suggests, Mediterranean food is the speciality of the house. We were a group of twelve but managed to get a table pretty easily. It’s located in Tolichowki, a little ahead of Yousuf Tekri – not a particularly happening part of [...]

Addxcn – much ado about nothing

The guys who own Poison have opened a restaurant and decided to call it Addxcn.. Yeah, it reminded me of a pain killer too.. They’ve been sending me an sms every weekend, advertising their Pan Asian Sunday brunch. I liked Poison a lot when we went there a coupla months back, so I was kinda [...]

Random one liner

Q. What is the science of keeping dragons comfortable known as?
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A. Eragonomics!

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Random one-liner

Just got back from a kickass trip to Dharamshala. More about it later..
But in the meanwhile, I just thought of this:
Q: What do you call a person who gets turned on by steamed Tibetan appetizers?
A: A Momosexual.