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Bad Bilingual Puns from my Tumblr

"People who don’t like daal are lentilly challenged."
"Weepy N: when remote access does not work."
"Simbledon: gullible person from Kerala, who does not know much about tennis."
"Pidjinn: bird that shits a lot, but grants you three wishes."
"ESOPS fables: fictitious short stories about employee stock options"
"investigator: an alligator wearing a banian"

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