This is the Cyborg Pepper Mill that makes the occasional appearance on my Instagram, and of course during my Boring Indian Food Workshops. It’s light and easy to use, but most importantly, looks hella cool.

Mustard Oil – liquid f*cking gold. I use this when I’m cooking red meat, greens and styling my hair.
What exactly do you sell? Onions disguised as lemons?
What? You also in the business of swindling ppl?