Terrible joke of the week

Q. What did popstar Rihanna’s maths teacher say to her when she burst into song halfway through an algebra lesson? .. .. A. Shut up and derive! (Scroll down if you didn’t get it and need context.) πŸ˜€

Random one liner

My cousin landed herself in the hospital last week. She was put up at Apollo, Jubilee Hills. As part of the usual hospital duties, I ended up spending a lot of time at the Apollo ER attending to my cousin. In the middle of the whole thing, treat I felt the need to get some…